Why were there tin foil hats at the BBQ? Because M. Night Shyamalan made us think that crop circles were coming for our corn-on-the-cob.
Part of the 31 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slingers & Idols” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Legacy: The "Padam Padam" Kylie Minogue
Why was the 4th so "Heart-beaty"? Because Kylie made a comeback t...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Furiosa Road War
Why was the drive to the beach so intense? Because George Miller ...read more »
The Fireworks Argument
A guy and his wife were watching fireworks on the Fourth of July....read more »
2025 Archive: The "Neural-Playlist"
Why was the music so perfect? Because the speaker was connected t...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Espresso" (Still!) Energy
Why are we still clinking spoons? Because 2024 belongs to Sabrina...read more »
2025 Classic: The The Bear Season 4
Why was the kitchen so "Copenhagen"? Because every home cook was ...read more »
38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & The Force Awakens” Edition
In 2015, Independence Day was a "Social Experiment." We were all ...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
Why was Grandpa looking for a clock? Because Harrison Ford return...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Bio-Hacked" Hot Dog
Why did the burger give you more energy than a workout? Because i...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Post-Social" Era
Why was the BBQ so quiet? Because everyone was "Deep-Posting"—sen...read more »
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The History Lesson
My uncle was drunk on the Fourth of July and decided to give the ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Fortnight" Taylor & Post Malone
Why did the 4th last two weeks? Because Taylor Swift’s lead singl...read more »
2023 Vintage: The John Wick
Chapter 4: Why was the BBQ 3 hours long? Because the movie set th...read more »
41 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s...” Edition
In 1999, Independence Day felt like the ultimate "Pre-Game" for t...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
Remember me? I’m still laughing.