2007 Archive: Zac Efron (Hairspray)
Why was his hair so still? Because in 2007, he used enough hairspray to close the ozone hole single-handedly while playing Link Larkin. Part of… Read More »2007 Archive: Zac Efron (Hairspray)
2007 Legacy: The GPS “Recalculating”
Why was the dad throwing the Garmin? Because the voice kept “recalculating” his route through a one-way street in Venice. Part of the 49 Travel… Read More »2007 Legacy: The GPS “Recalculating”
2006 Vintage: The “Fergie” Solo Era
Why was the witch “Fergalicious”? Because she put her “glamourous” name in lights and was “tasty, tasty.” Part of the 37 Halloween Jokes: The 2006… Read More »2006 Vintage: The “Fergie” Solo Era
2006 Classic: The Scared Tree
Why did the tree get an bank loan? It wanted to “branch” out its business. Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-mote”… Read More »2006 Classic: The Scared Tree
2006 Vintage: The Pluto Heartbreak
Scientists just told me that Pluto isn’t a planet anymore. My third-grade science project is officially “historical fiction.” Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Pluto Heartbreak
2006 Legacy: The World Cup 2006
Why were the Italians so loud? Because they won the Cup and every Italian restaurant in the world offered free espresso for a week. Part… Read More »2006 Legacy: The World Cup 2006
2006 Legacy: The My Name Is Earl Buzz
Why did it win for writing? For proving that a mustache and a list of bad deeds are the keys to redemption and high ratings.… Read More »2006 Legacy: The My Name Is Earl Buzz
2005 Legacy: Saw II
Why was the trap so much bigger? Because Jigsaw realized that one room wasn’t enough; he needed a whole house of needles and “lessons” to… Read More »2005 Legacy: Saw II
2005 Vintage: The PowerPoint Transition Overload
The tech-savvy church volunteer configuring the Sunday scripture slides so that the Ten Commandments violently spin, fade, and fly into the screen accompanied by a… Read More »2005 Vintage: The PowerPoint Transition Overload
2005 Classic: Worst Actor
Why Rob Schneider? For proving that he is “The King of the Bargain Bin,” even when the bargain is a ripoff. Part of the 33… Read More »2005 Classic: Worst Actor