Scientists just told me that Pluto isn’t a planet anymore. My third-grade science project is officially “historical fiction.”
Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
Still digging for more humor!
Shut up and take my laughter!
I’m going to poke you for this joke!