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2007 Archive: Zac Efron (Hairspray)

 Why was his hair so still? Because in 2007, he used enough hairspray to close the ozone hole single-handedly while playing Link Larkin.

Part of the 31 Celebrity Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Umbrella” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Discman_Skipper02/20/2002 22:09Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Britney_Spears_Fan03/08/1999 11:29Oops, I laughed again!
@Simpson_Quotes01/18/1995 02:19D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Startup_Kid11/06/1999 02:54Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@Green_Day_Fan06/03/1997 23:47Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@LiveJournal_Deep12/08/2005 22:12Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
@Challenge_Acc01/29/1997 11:16Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
@Mobile_Web_0110/26/2003 17:20Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!

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