Why was his hair so still? Because in 2007, he used enough hairspray to close the ozone hole single-handedly while playing Link Larkin.
Part of the 31 Celebrity Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Umbrella” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: House of the Dragon (Season 2)
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33 Celebrity Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Meat Dresses” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Diddy Verdict
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39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & The Floss” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The "Aura" Kid
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2025 Vintage: The "6-7" Meme
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37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
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The Apology Strategy
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35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2002 “Sk8er Bois & Berry Phones” Edition
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38 Celebrity Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Glitters” Edition
In 1998, the world was obsessed with asteroids hitting Earth, a b...read more »
39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2001 “Low-Rise & Magic Wands” Edition
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41 Celebrity Jokes: The 1995 “Red Carpet & Rhinestones” Edition
In 1995, Hollywood was caught between classic glitz and the dawn ...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Oops, I laughed again!
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!