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2005 Classic: Worst Actor

 Why Rob Schneider? For proving that he is “The King of the Bargain Bin,” even when the bargain is a ripoff.

Part of the 33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2005 “Dirty Love, Wax Houses & Couch Jumps” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition
In 1995, the 16th Razzie Awards proved that Hollywood could fail ...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2004 “Catwoman, Alexander & White Chicks” Edition
In 2004, the 25th Razzie Awards hit a quarter-century milestone b...read more »
2024 Archive: Coppola’s Megalo-Mess
 Why did Francis Ford Coppola win Worst Director? For Megalopolis...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Karate Kid" Logic
 Why Ralph Macchio? For being 60 years old and still letting a te...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1996 “Striptease & Mutant Mayhem” Edition
In 1996, the 17th Razzie Awards proved that a massive paycheck do...read more »
2025 Vintage: Snow White’s Poison Apple
 Why did Snow White dominate the nominations? Because Disney mana...read more »
2024 Vintage: Madame Web’s Future
 Why did Madame Web win Worst Picture? Because it’s the only supe...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Razzie Redeemer – Pamela Anderson
 Why did she win? For her critically acclaimed turn in The Last S...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
 Why the CGI Stitch? For a performance that was 100% digital and ...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Picture
 Why Snow White? Because it's the only movie that makes you wish ...read more »

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2025 Vintage: Worst Actress
 Why Rachel Zegler? For proving that you can be "the fairest of t...read more »
2025 Vintage: Mufasa’s Prequel
 Why was Mufasa: The Lion King hit? For proving that we didn't ne...read more »
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2008 “Love Guru, Hottie & The Nottie” Edition
In 2008, the 29th Razzie Awards feasted on the collapse of a come...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Screenplay
 Why A Minecraft Movie? For a script that felt like it was genera...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Win95_Fanatic10/08/2014 18:06This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@Terminator_T80005/27/2005 05:39I’ll be back... to read this again.
@Snake_Game_Pro12/15/1997 04:29I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Hercules_Xena05/04/2001 17:03By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Scanner_Darkly11/19/1999 22:37I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
@USB_Pioneer05/13/2009 09:02Plug and Play laughter!
@Emule_Donkey01/30/2005 05:24Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@CompuServe_Classic06/04/2004 03:15Premium humor for premium members.
@Railgun_Sniper05/18/1996 14:10I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
@Social_Media_G01/23/2003 22:04I’m going to poke you for this joke!

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