Why did the tree get an bank loan? It wanted to “branch” out its business.
Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-mote” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
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