2000 Vintage: The Scanner
I’m a visionary. I see right through the 90s. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
1999 Legacy: The Page
I’m a servant. I’m just turning over a new leaf. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Legacy: The Blackberry Thumb
Why did the manager have a sore hand? He spent 8 hours typing e-mails on buttons the size of rice grains. Part of the 77… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Blackberry Thumb
1999 Legacy: The Bouncer’s Y2K Plan
“I’m not checking IDs on Jan 1st. If the world ends, we’re all 21.” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Bouncer’s Y2K Plan
1999 Legacy: Prince Charles and Camilla
Why did they make their first public appearance in ’99? Because after 20 years, they figured the British public was finally too distracted by the… Read More »1999 Legacy: Prince Charles and Camilla
1998 Archive: Outstanding Lead Actor (Drama)
Why Andre Braugher? For “Homicide: Life on the Street,” proving that yelling in an interrogation room is the purest form of art. Part of the… Read More »1998 Archive: Outstanding Lead Actor (Drama)
1998 Archive: The Armageddon
A guy orders a drink called “The Asteroid.” The bartender hits him over the head with a bag of ice and plays an Aerosmith song.… Read More »1998 Archive: The Armageddon
1997 Archive: The GigaPet Crisis
Why was the office on high alert? Someone’s GigaPet was “critically hungry” in cubicle B-4. Part of the 64 Office Groaners: The 1997 Retro Edition… Read More »1997 Archive: The GigaPet Crisis
1997 Legacy: Sigourney Weaver (Alien Resurrection)
Why did she come back? Because in 1997, even being dead for 200 years wasn’t a good enough excuse to skip a sequel. Part of… Read More »1997 Legacy: Sigourney Weaver (Alien Resurrection)
1997 Vintage: Titanic Fever
Why was there so much water under the tree in 1997? It wasn’t a leak; it was just the entire family sobbing to the Titanic soundtrack CD… Read More »1997 Vintage: Titanic Fever