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1997 Legacy: Sigourney Weaver (Alien Resurrection)

 Why did she come back? Because in 1997, even being dead for 200 years wasn’t a good enough excuse to skip a sequel.

Part of the 34 Celebrity Jokes: The 1997 “Near, Far, Wherever You Are” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tank_Operator08/04/1995 05:45Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Tyler_Durden_Real12/17/2003 21:33Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@Karate_Kid_Wax07/28/2008 07:33Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
@Sixteen_Candles10/22/1996 11:59I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Excite_User_9703/01/2005 06:15This site is very exciting!
@Orkut_Member_9902/24/1996 04:48A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@Keep_Calm_Fan01/10/2007 05:26Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.
@Streamer_Pro_9909/26/1995 06:50Thanks for the donation and the joke!

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