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1999 Legacy: The Bouncer’s Y2K Plan

 “I’m not checking IDs on Jan 1st. If the world ends, we’re all 21.”

Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Blue_Your_My_Boy09/29/2007 00:15You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@Trololo_Man_7004/24/1999 22:42Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
@Construction_Dig02/17/2012 07:21Still digging for more humor!
@Leeroy_Jenkins05/06/2000 12:27At least I have chicken... and this joke!
@Annoying_Orange07/18/1995 13:05Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
@Lulz_Sec_Ghost10/04/2006 18:38Laughing at the security of my own ribs!

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