What’s the difference between a Lehman Brothers executive and a lawyer? The executive is looking for a job; the lawyer is looking for the executive’s hidden assets.
Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & Superhero Liability” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The SpaceX Colony Law
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2025 Archive: The Graduation
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46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition
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48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2002 “SOX Compliance & Reality TV” Edition
In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »
The Truth in Court
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49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition
In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ethical AI
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The Billable Hour
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48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & The Social Network” Edition
In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax Machines & Fine Print” Edition
In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Mirror
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!