I’m a servant. I’m just turning over a new leaf.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.