2012 Archive: The Best Cinematography
Why did Hugo win? Because Robert Richardson managed to make 1930s Paris look like it was made of magic and blue light. Part of the… Read More »2012 Archive: The Best Cinematography
2012 Classic: The Prometheus Mapping
Why the scientists? For a movie where the smartest people in the galaxy decided to touch alien snakes and run in straight lines away from… Read More »2012 Classic: The Prometheus Mapping
2011 Archive: New Year’s Eve 2011
Why were we so hyped for 2012? Because according to the Mayans, the world was ending in 12 months, so we figured we might as… Read More »2011 Archive: New Year’s Eve 2011
2011 Classic: The Small Print
Why did the lawyer use “Siri Gray” font? To make the fees look like a helpful suggestion. Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011… Read More »2011 Classic: The Small Print
2011 Classic: The Escape
I’m “fleeing” from the spoilers of the series finale. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically… Read More »2011 Classic: The Escape
2010 Legacy: The Instagram Foodie
“Stop eating! I haven’t picked the right filter for your lasagna yet! If the internet doesn’t see it in ‘Lo-fi’, did it even happen?” Part of the… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Instagram Foodie
2010 Archive: Angry Birds (Peak Mania)
Why was everyone tapping their screens? Because those birds were finally on every device, and destroying pig fortresses was more important than opening real boxes.… Read More »2010 Archive: Angry Birds (Peak Mania)
2009 Archive: The Mad Men Repeat
Why did it win Best Drama again? Because the Academy decided that Don Draper’s brooding and cigarette smoke were more artistically significant than anything else… Read More »2009 Archive: The Mad Men Repeat
2008 Legacy: The Matching Khaki Directory
A family showing up for the new parish directory photo session all wearing identical white polo shirts and khaki pants while posing in front of… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Matching Khaki Directory
2008 Classic: The Lehman Brothers Exit
What’s the difference between a Lehman Brothers executive and a lawyer? The executive is looking for a job; the lawyer is looking for the executive’s… Read More »2008 Classic: The Lehman Brothers Exit