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2012 Archive: The Best Cinematography

Why did Hugo win? Because Robert Richardson managed to make 1930s Paris look like it was made of magic and blue light.

Part of the 38 Oscars Jokes: The 2012 “The Artist, Meryl’s Gold & Angelina’s Leg” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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