Why were the traditional polls wrong? Because “The Vibe” doesn’t have a phone number and doesn’t answer questions from strangers. Part of the 41 Presidential… Read More »2024 Classic: The “Check the Vibe” Polling
Why did all of America suddenly care about a bar in West Hollywood? Because Tom Sandoval’s betrayal became a bigger national tragedy than inflation, proving… Read More »2023 Archive: Scandoval
Why were the aunts so shocked? Because “high-production YouTube drama” became the primary source of entertainment while waiting for the bird to cook. Part of… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Try Guys Scandal
Why did Lionel Messi need a whole box of tissues for his press conference? Because he realized that after 21 years in Barcelona, his “free… Read More »2021 Legacy: Messi’s Move to PSG
Why the Roy Kent jokes? Because his acceptance speech was so profanity-laced that the NBC censors had the most stressful night of their careers. Part… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Brett Goldstein “F-Bomb”
Why were we popping silicone bubbles? Because it was the “Fidget Spinner” of 2021, and it was the only thing standing between us and a… Read More »2021 Classic: The Launch of the “Pop It” Toy
Why was the greatest gymnast ever the most courageous person in Tokyo? Because she stepped back to protect her mind, proving that even a G.O.A.T.… Read More »2021 Archive: The Simone Biles “Twisties”
Why did the art class turn into a giant internet archive in January? Because every student was using Photoshop to insert a picture of an… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Bernie Sanders Mittens Meme
I just paid for a service that shows 5-minute movies on my phone. And… it’s gone. Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great… Read More »2020 Classic: The 2020 Quibi Fail
Why did it affect sports? Because every athlete started checking their sidelines for forgotten lattes. Part of the 47 Sports Jokes: The 2019 “The Bounce… Read More »2019 Legacy: The “Game of Thrones” Starbucks Cup
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