Two guys in robot helmets walk into a bar. The bartender says, “We’ve been up all night to get lucky, but all you’re getting is a pint of lager. Helmets off.”
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I am crying... with laughter!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
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