Why did Lionel Messi need a whole box of tissues for his press conference? Because he realized that after 21 years in Barcelona, his “free agent” status meant moving to Paris, where the only thing more expensive than the players is the bottled water.
Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2021 “Summer of Sport & The Great Messi Migration” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Yoga Flexibility
Trying to find inner peace while tied in a knot.I tried yoga toda...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2003 “King James & Swiss Maestro” Edition
In 2003, the guard officially changed. A high school kid from Ohi...read more »
2025 Classic: The "New" New York Knicks
Why was MSG actually happy? Because they finally had a team that ...read more »
44 Sports Jokes: The 1998 “MJ’s Last Dance & The Home Run Chase” Edition
In 1998, sports were epic, controversial, and completely obsessed...read more »
2025 Classic: The Australian Open "Djokovic" Quest
Why was he still there at 37? Because Novak decided that 25 Slams...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 New Year's Eve
Why were we looking at 2026? Because the World Cup is in North Am...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Golden Shoes” Edition
In 1996, sports were flashy, loud, and larger than life. From Muh...read more »
The Baseball Contract
Negotiating life one strike at a time.The baseball player spent t...read more »
A guy and his wife are...
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on tel...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mahomes Three-Peat Chase
Why was the rest of the NFL living in a basement? Because Patrick...read more »
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2025 Classic: The 2025 Ryder Cup Prep
Why was Bethpage Black already looking scary? Because the New Yor...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Brooks Koepka "Major" Count
Why was he still at five? Because 2025 was the year he realized t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Women’s Champions League Growth
Why was the final sold out? Because the level of play was so high...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Alcaraz-Sinner Era
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
That still only counts as one laugh!
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
Waddle on over and read this!