Why was everyone tapping their screens? Because those birds were finally on every device, and destroying pig fortresses was more important than opening real boxes.
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Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.