Why did it affect sports? Because every athlete started checking their sidelines for forgotten lattes. Part of the 47 Sports Jokes: The 2019 “The Bounce… Read More »2019 Legacy: The “Game of Thrones” Starbucks Cup
Why was it a “Classic” year? Because it was the night the music played, the “Shallow” stare broke the internet, and the 2019 Oscars proved… Read More »2019 Vintage: The 2019 Final Oscars Vibe
Why Billy Porter? For teaching us all how to wear a tuxedo with a train and absolute dignity. Part of the 38 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2019 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actor (Drama)
Why was the warehouse so loud? Because 2018 was the year of “EDM Remixes” of country music. Part of the 71 Office Groaners: The 2018… Read More »2018 Classic: The “Wal-Mart Yodeling Kid”
When she walks through the park, the ducks form a line to complain to her. Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Walk
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a subpoena to the chicken’s “Twitter followers.” Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Closing Argument
“I’m growing a man bun!” “Unless you’re a samurai or a barista in Brooklyn, please put the hair tie down before I do it for you.” Part… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Man Bun Craze
Why were there eight people arguing at the table? Because Quentin Tarantino made “sitting in a room and talking” feel like a high-stakes western. Part… Read More »2015 Classic: The The Hateful Eight (Teasers)
Why was the accountant so fast? He had a thumb wheel and a “Speed-Adaptive” scroll that made him a god of the rows. Part of… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Mouse “Logitech MX Master”
Two guys in robot helmets walk into a bar. The bartender says, “We’ve been up all night to get lucky, but all you’re getting is… Read More »2013 Classic: The Get Lucky
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