2008 Classic: The Milk
I’m “milking” my 15 minutes. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Archive: The “Chocolate City” Controversy
Why was Ray Nagin in the news? To remind the President that after Katrina, every word in New Orleans had a bitter aftertaste. Part of… Read More »2007 Archive: The “Chocolate City” Controversy
2006 Legacy: The Anxiety
“I’m worried about the economy.” “Don’t be. By the time you pay this bill, you won’t have any money left to worry about.” Part of… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Anxiety
2006 Legacy: The Cars Movie
“I’m Lightning McQueen! Kachow!” “You’re a minivan with a ‘Baby on Board’ sticker. Calm down.” Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five &… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Cars Movie
2006 Archive: The Fan
Why did the blonde bring a pom-pom to her computer? She wanted to be a “fan” of the cooling system. Part of the 55 Classic… Read More »2006 Archive: The Fan
2006 Vintage: The High School Musical
A group of teens try to get in. The bartender says, “We’re all in this together, and by ‘this’, I mean the ‘No Minors’ policy.”… Read More »2006 Vintage: The High School Musical
2005 Vintage: The Doris
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, let me in! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2005… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Doris
2005 Vintage: The Sky High Premise
A high school for superheroes. It’s like Mean Girls, but with more flying and less pink. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2005 Digital Explosion… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Sky High Premise
2005 Vintage: The Coldplay “X&Y”
Why were night flights so melancholic? Everyone was listening to “Fix You” while staring at the city lights below the wing. Part of the 49… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Coldplay “X&Y”
2004 Classic: The Shrek 2 Puss in Boots
“Look at my eyes…” “The puppy dog eyes won’t work, I’m still not letting you buy those 22-inch rims.” Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2004… Read More »2004 Classic: The Shrek 2 Puss in Boots