The ushers utilizing long wooden poles with deep velvet bags attached to the ends, ensuring complete secrecy regarding whether you dropped in a twenty-dollar bill… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
Why did the talent show rehearsal turn into total chaos? Because four different students showed up wearing poorly made, oversized blue ocean predator costumes, refusing… Read More »2015 Archive: The Left Shark Auditions
Why were they in trouble? Because they learned that “faking the truth” is only a sustainable business model if you’re a politician, not a car… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Volkswagen Emissions Scandal
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost! Part of the 47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2014 Happy &… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Mikey
“They’re coming for me again!” “It’s the telemarketers, Liam. Just don’t answer the phone.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Taken 3
“Rude.” I asked her father if I could marry her. He said, “You’ve been married for eight years, Greg. Go home.” Part of the 60… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Magic!
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