2011 Classic: The Link

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🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I sent a postcard from the Red Planet. It was a "space"-y messag...read more »

The new millennium finally found its groove in 2001. We watched a...read more »

I’m "whining" about the lag in my eyes.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "folding" my holographic screen.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "grounded."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I hope this year wasn't a "lemon."Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

I’m "working" on my digital legacy.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "beaming" with joy over the tech-boom.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "typing" with my thoughts now.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "on fire."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m wearing a suit made of digital ink. I’m just "changing" my l...read more »

I’m "keeping" my human core.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Li...read more »

My AI is so smart it started finish-ing my... sandwiches. I gues...read more »

@Yahoo_Directory11/04/2007 01:10Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.

@Blue_Screen_Survivor05/22/1997 06:57At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.

@C++_Dev_9811/21/2007 15:15I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Emule_Donkey03/05/2006 12:04Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Marla_Singer_Fan01/26/1996 23:35A joke for the end of the world.

@E_T_Phone_Home03/03/2014 13:04E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@Web_Counter_9912/15/2006 06:50I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!