2011 Classic: The Link
I’m “sharing” everything I eat on Instagram. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Vintage: The Siri Interrogation
Spending twenty minutes yelling at a brand-new iPhone 4S, demanding that the virtual assistant tell you the name of the local pharmacist, and ending the… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Siri Interrogation
2011 Legacy: The Password
I’m “locking” my phone with a fingerprint (wait, almost there). Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive.… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Password
2010 Legacy: The Bieber Fever Peak
Why did the middle school hallway turn into a screaming match? Because Justin Bieber’s “Baby” music video dropped on YouTube, and the school radio station… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Bieber Fever Peak
2010 Archive: The Digital Camera “Smile Detection”
Why was the dad making a weird face? He was trying to trick the camera into thinking he was “Joyful” enough to save the photo.… Read More »2010 Archive: The Digital Camera “Smile Detection”
2009 Legacy: The MLS Seattle Sounders Debut
Why was the crowd so big? Because 30,000 people showed up in neon green, proving that Seattle was the “Soccer Capital” of America. Part of… Read More »2009 Legacy: The MLS Seattle Sounders Debut
2009 Legacy: The Bing Search
Why did the boss say “Just Bing it”? Because he wanted to be different, but he still ended up using Google five minutes later. Part… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Bing Search
2009 Archive: The Stimulus Package
Why was it $787 billion? Because $788 billion sounded like too much, and $786 billion wouldn’t have been enough to cover the new “high-speed rail”… Read More »2009 Archive: The Stimulus Package
2009 Classic: The Silly Bandz Underground Trade
Why did the vice principal call an emergency staff meeting? Because a new wave of colorful, animal-shaped rubber bracelets called Silly Bandz had taken over… Read More »2009 Classic: The Silly Bandz Underground Trade
2009 Archive: The Mouse
I’m “clicking” with the new tech. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified