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2009 Classic: The Silly Bandz Underground Trade

Why did the vice principal call an emergency staff meeting? Because a new wave of colorful, animal-shaped rubber bracelets called Silly Bandz had taken over the school, turning afternoon recess into a high-stakes trading stock market.

Part of the 35 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar Hype, Justin Bieber Fever & Minecraft Debut” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Operator04/08/1996 15:58/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@Quake_Fragger03/13/1997 09:16M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@SpiderMan_Tobey02/05/2015 01:16With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@Tamagotchi_Sitter10/06/2006 01:57My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Twin_Peaks_Coffee08/14/1999 05:22A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@Hercules_Xena09/03/2012 23:01By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Forrest_Gump_Running10/05/1996 03:17Laughing is as laughing does.
@Binary_Boy01/06/2010 16:0101001000 01000001 (HA!).
@E_T_Phone_Home10/06/1998 23:58E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
@Star_Wars_Kid07/13/1998 08:21I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

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