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2009 Archive: The Stimulus Package

Why was it $787 billion? Because $788 billion sounded like too much, and $786 billion wouldn’t have been enough to cover the new “high-speed rail” that never actually got built.

Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 2009 “Inaugurations & Innovations” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Harry_Potter_Ron08/18/2012 22:31Bloody brilliant, mate!
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@StoneCold_31608/24/1995 08:04And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@Animated_Mail_G08/29/2010 09:08The spinning envelope told me to come here.
@Gaia_Online_Gold07/05/2010 20:36Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
@Rocket_Jumper11/02/1999 13:03This humor took me to new heights!
@Stick_Death_Fan06/13/2014 09:27Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

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