Why was it $787 billion? Because $788 billion sounded like too much, and $786 billion wouldn’t have been enough to cover the new “high-speed rail” that never actually got built.
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Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
This humor took me to new heights!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.