2020 Legacy: The 2020 Final Music Vibe
Why did the year feel so enclosed yet grand? Because we spent the year dancing on our own to Dua Lipa, crying in Taylor Swift’s… Read More »2020 Legacy: The 2020 Final Music Vibe
2019 Classic: The Bianca Andreescu US Open
Why was Serena Williams shocked? Because a 19-year-old Canadian showed up in New York and decided she wasn’t intimidated by legends or home crowds. Part… Read More »2019 Classic: The Bianca Andreescu US Open
2019 Legacy: The Us Scissors
Jordan Peele made me afraid of bunnies, red jumpsuits, and my own reflection. Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive. Historically… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Us Scissors
2019 Classic: The “Low IQ” Robert De Niro Jabs
Why did the President attack an actor? To prove that “Method Acting” and “Method Tweeting” are both very intense professions. Part of the 37 Presidential… Read More »2019 Classic: The “Low IQ” Robert De Niro Jabs
2018 Legacy: The Grinch (Cumberbatch)
He’s a hipster Grinch now. He probably drinks oat milk lattes and listens to podcasts. Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018 Snap Reality… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Grinch (Cumberbatch)
2018 Legacy: The Greta Van Fleet Buzz
Why the Zeppelin sound? For the kids who made everyone over 40 argue about whether “sounding like Robert Plant” was a crime or a blessing.… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Greta Van Fleet Buzz
2018 Classic: The “Lodestar” Op-Ed
Why was the White House playing “Whodunnit”? Because an anonymous “Resistance” member wrote a piece in the NY Times, proving that “Inside the House” is… Read More »2018 Classic: The “Lodestar” Op-Ed
2017 Archive: The Smart Board Calibration Despair
Why was the geometry lesson delayed by twenty minutes? Because the teacher spent half the period aggressively slamming a plastic stylus against a frozen screen,… Read More »2017 Archive: The Smart Board Calibration Despair
2016 Vintage: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
The ushers utilizing long wooden poles with deep velvet bags attached to the ends, ensuring complete secrecy regarding whether you dropped in a twenty-dollar bill… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
2016 Legacy: The Windows 10 “Anniversary Update”
Why did the computer restart during the CEO’s speech? Because Microsoft’s anniversary is more important than your career. Part of the 69 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Windows 10 “Anniversary Update”