Constructing an elaborate finger-skateboard obstacle course using three heavy hardcover manuals and a plastic three-ring binder on your desk during a boring lecture. Part of… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Tech-Deck Park Upgrade
A young usher passing the collection plate generating a faint, rhythmic puffing sound down the aisle because he forgot to release the air valves on… Read More »2024 Archive: The High-Top Valve Click
Why the dance? For the annual tradition of Emma Stone and Yorgos Lanthimos making a movie that makes 50% of the audience walk out and… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Kinds of Kindness
A guy walks into a bar wearing a giant headset. He keeps waving his hands at thin air and trying to “pinch” the air. The… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Apple Vision Pro
I’m “rocking” the 2023 look. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
The older members of the parish council staring in deep disbelief at a proposal to post church updates on a micro-blogging platform, asking, “Who can… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Twitter Ministry Update
A family trying to take their own photo for the new online parish directory page using a phone timer, resulting in a shot where the… Read More »2022 Archive: The Matching Shirt Directory
Why was everyone buying digital drawings of apes? Because in 2021, if a sports star didn’t have a “Bored Ape” profile picture, they were officially… Read More »2021 Legacy: The “NFT” Explosion
Why was everyone talking about “buckets and mops”? Because in 2013, they released a song so scandalous that even conservative pundits had to read the… Read More »2020 Legacy: Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion (WAP)
Why was the 2020 dinner so pixelated? Because the whole family was “together,” but half of them were frozen in mid-chew and the other half… Read More »2020 Archive: The Zoom Thanksgiving
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