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2008 Classic: The Milk

 I’m “milking” my 15 minutes.

Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sid_Meier_Fan02/07/1995 04:27Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@Full_House_Lover02/13/2007 22:59You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Cheers_Norm12/08/1998 07:13Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Binary_Boy02/12/2000 05:2101001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Zip_Drive_Owner08/10/2015 02:23Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Mr_Blonde_Dance09/25/2008 20:50Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Blink_Tag_User02/26/2013 13:19<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>

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