I’m “milking” my 15 minutes.
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Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>