The older members of the parish council staring in deep disbelief at a proposal to post church updates on a micro-blogging platform, asking, “Who can fit a funeral announcement into two hundred characters?”
Part of the 34 Religious Jokes: The 2023 “AI Sermon Drafts, QR Code Hymnals & Smart Pew Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure
The assistant pastor asking his phone's voice helper to locate th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Centering Altar Camera
A modern webcam with a motion-tracking sensor installed in the ch...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
The official parish marriage banns registry containing thick, bum...read more »
36 Religious Jokes: The 2005 “Podcasting Pastors, Myspace Ministries & Razr Phone Blessings” Edition
In 2005, church life was undergoing a full-scale digital transfor...read more »
34 Religious Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Relief, Nokia Ringtones & Translucent iMacs” Edition
In 2000, church life entered the new millennium with a massive si...read more »
34 Religious Jokes: The 1995 “Cassette Sermons, Overhead Projectors & Bingo Bulletins” Edition
In 1995, church life was a beautifully slow, analog experience wh...read more »
38 Religious Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse, iPad Pulpits & Facebook Timeline” Edition
In 2012, church life was caught between a massive digital upgrade...read more »
38 Religious Jokes: The 2021 “Hybrid Services, QR Code Pews & Zoom Confirmation Classes” Edition
In 2021, church life entered a hybrid era, balancing a gradual re...read more »
2025 Classic: The Matching Shirt Directory
A family trying to take their own photo for the new online parish...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Window AC Jet Engine
The livestream broadcast losing its audio feed for several second...read more »
😜 More from category: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
The cantor performing the entire music ministry from a side alcov...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
A teenager wearing an oversized, swishing nylon winter jacket get...read more »
38 Religious Jokes: The 2020 “Livestream Services, Muted Microphones & Drive-In Fellowship” Edition
In 2020, church life experienced an unprecedented, rapid shift as...read more »
38 Religious Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO, Cloud Streams & Smartwatch Bulletins” Edition
In 2016, church life faced an unprecedented wave of digital disru...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
I am adding this to my links page right now.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
... (Laughter in silence).
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.