I’m “locking” my phone with a fingerprint (wait, almost there).
Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
M’lady... this joke is superb.
No way! That’s too much!