Why was the 2020 dinner so pixelated? Because the whole family was “together,” but half of them were frozen in mid-chew and the other half spent the meal asking, “Can you hear me now?”
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🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: Robot Pets
Why was the dog so metallic? Because "Cyber-Pooch 2.0" doesn't sh...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "No-Phone" Zone
Why was there a lead box on the table? Because 2025 is so high-te...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Metaverse" Black Friday
Why was nobody leaving for the mall? Because they were all "telep...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Drake vs. Kendrick Beef
Why was the dinner so tense? Because the cousins spent three hour...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Dream-Ads" Scandal
Why was everyone talking about the same brand of soda? Because a ...read more »
2025 Archive: AI Personalities
Why did the 2025 dinner have 40 guests but only 10 chairs? Becaus...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Mood" Lighting
Why did the room turn bright red? Because the house AI detected t...read more »
2025 Classic: The First "Mars-Grown" Spud
Why was one potato worth $1,000? Because SpaceX brought back a ba...read more »
34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Tiger King” Edition
In 2020, Thanksgiving was about checking your Wi-Fi signal, stayi...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Driverless Commute
Why was everyone so calm after the drive? Because the "Auto-Pod" ...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The "De-Extinction" Ham
Why did the ham taste like... mammoth? Because a biotech company ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Silent" Meal
Why was nobody talking? They were—just not out loud. The whole fa...read more »
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Roman Empire” Edition
In 2023, Thanksgiving was about choosing between pink and black, ...read more »
2023 Classic: Beige Flag vs. Red Flag
Why was the cousin judging her boyfriend at the table? Because in...read more »
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Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
Storing my laughs in the cloud.