He’s a hipster Grinch now. He probably drinks oat milk lattes and listens to podcasts.
Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018 Snap Reality archive. Historically Verified
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2025 Archive: The Beyond the Spider-Verse (Hopefully)
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2024 Legacy: The "Espresso" Summer
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2025 Classic: The "Legacy" Social Media
My "Memory" feature just showed me a post from 2015 and I’ve nev...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Raygun Olympic Breakdance
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2025 Archive: The How to Train Your Dragon (Live Action)
CGI dragons that look so real I’m trying to feed my screen a fis...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Elio Space Adventure
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2025 Vintage: The "Wearable" Health Lab
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Step into 2014 – the year of the Ice Bucket Challenge, the launch...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Space Tourism
Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »
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I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »
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There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
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