Keeping a small stack of plastic long-distance minute cards in a leather wallet like actual currency, carefully tracking every thirty seconds spent talking to an out-of-state cousin.
Part of the 34 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2003 “Flip Phones, MySpace Mysteries & Desktop Upgrades” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
Found this on the deep end of the net.