The first American Idol coronation song. It’s legally required to play this at every graduation this year.
Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
Better than 16-bit graphics!
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!