2004 Classic: The Shrek 2 Puss in Boots
“Look at my eyes…” “The puppy dog eyes won’t work, I’m still not letting you buy those 22-inch rims.” Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2004… Read More »2004 Classic: The Shrek 2 Puss in Boots
2004 Archive: The Lemony Snicket Style
Why Jim Carrey? For playing three different villains in one movie, proving that he still hadn’t recovered from his “Grinch” makeup trauma. Part of the… Read More »2004 Archive: The Lemony Snicket Style
2003 Archive: The Long-Distance Calling Card Stash
Keeping a small stack of plastic long-distance minute cards in a leather wallet like actual currency, carefully tracking every thirty seconds spent talking to an… Read More »2003 Archive: The Long-Distance Calling Card Stash
2002 Legacy: Lady Marmalade
Why was the stage so crowded? Because Christina, Pink, Mya, and Lil’ Kim proved that four divas are better than one, especially if there’s a… Read More »2002 Legacy: Lady Marmalade
2002 Classic: The Library
Why did the lawyer sue the dictionary? For defining “Justice” without mentioning “Legal Fees” in the first paragraph. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Classic: The Library
2002 Vintage: The Coldplay Fan
“And it was all… yellow. (Except now it’s dark).” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow archive. Historically Verified
2002 Archive: The “A Moment Like This”
The first American Idol coronation song. It’s legally required to play this at every graduation this year. Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002… Read More »2002 Archive: The “A Moment Like This”
2002 Classic: The Number
I’m a baker. I’m just “counting” the rolls. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Vintage: The Tom Hanks “Wilson” Joke
Why did Steve Martin bring a volleyball on stage? To show that even a ball has more “range” than some of the actors in the… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Tom Hanks “Wilson” Joke
2001 Classic: The Jurassic Park III Spinosaurus
Why the phone? For a movie where the biggest plot point was a dinosaur swallowing a satellite phone and ringing from inside its stomach. Part… Read More »2001 Classic: The Jurassic Park III Spinosaurus