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2005 Vintage: The Coldplay “X&Y”

 Why were night flights so melancholic? Everyone was listening to “Fix You” while staring at the city lights below the wing.

Part of the 49 Travel Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Satellite View” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Cruise Buffet
Eating your way across the ocean, one plate at a time.On a cruise...read more »
The Window Seat
A view of the clouds and a test of human patience.I asked for a w...read more »
The Local Advice
Asking for directions and getting a history lesson instead.I aske...read more »
2025 Classic: The Driverless Taxi
 Why was the traveler arguing with his car? Because the AI refuse...read more »
50 Travel Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s the End of the World” Edition
In 1999, traveling felt like a race against the clock. We were ch...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Regret
 Why did the traveler go to a rainy island? Because the AI "Guara...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Moon Base
 Why was the hiker disappointed? Because the "Lunar Dust" got int...read more »
47 Travel Jokes: The 2010 “Filter Everything & Volcano Ash” Edition
In 2010, travel became "aesthetic." We started taking photos of o...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Floating City
 Why was the traveler seasick? Because he was staying in a "Susta...read more »
The Final Destination
Landing safely and realizing you have to do it all again.The pilo...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor05/17/2015 10:40You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@T9_Texter03/24/1995 20:354-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@Finding_Nemo_Dory05/26/2008 13:41Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
@Requiem_Dreamer08/23/2002 08:50That was intense... and funny!
@Hamster_Dance_X09/20/2014 08:58Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
@Friday_Rebecca03/03/2015 07:17Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@Bernie_Mittens05/18/2013 19:07I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Leet_Speaker_7701/02/2013 14:597h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Leeroy_Jenkins04/22/2004 01:24At least I have chicken... and this joke!

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