I’m a baker. I’m just “counting” the rolls.
Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!