Why the phone? For a movie where the biggest plot point was a dinosaur swallowing a satellite phone and ringing from inside its stomach.
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2025 Archive: The Snow White CGI
Why the delay? For a remake that spent two years trying to figure...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Fantastic Four Retro-Future
Why the 60s vibe? Because Marvel realized that the only way to ma...read more »
34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2017 “Logan’s Tears, Get Out & The Shape of Water” Edition
In 2017, Hollywood decided to get personal. It was the year we le...read more »
2024 Archive: The Love Lies Bleeding Muscles
Why Kristen Stewart and Katy O'Brian? For a movie that suggested ...read more »
2023 Classic: The Killers of the Flower Moon Length
Why the three and a half hours? Because Martin Scorsese decided t...read more »
38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Snap, Shallow Notes & Quiet Ghouls” Edition
In 2018, Hollywood decided that endings don’t have to be happy—th...read more »
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In 2019, Hollywood was all about the "Checkmate." It was the year...read more »
2025 Classic: The Megan 2.0
Why the upgrade? For a sequel that suggested that a killer AI dol...read more »
37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1997 “King of the World, Bad Batmans & Face-Swapping” Edition
In 1997, Hollywood was obsessed with scale. If it wasn’t the most...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Longlegs "Hail Satan"
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2023 Vintage: The Gran Turismo Logic
Why the gamer? For a movie that spent two hours reminding us that...read more »
39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2008 “Chaos, Iron Men & Full Tropic Thunder” Edition
In 2008, the game changed forever. It was the year we realized th...read more »
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