2009 Legacy: The MLS Seattle Sounders Debut

Why was the crowd so big? Because 30,000 people showed up in neon green, proving that Seattle was the “Soccer Capital” of America.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Mental gymnastics at its most intense.My dad says chess is a spor...read more »

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Paying monthly for a place you only visit in your dreams.I’ve bee...read more »

When your thumb muscles are the strongest part of your body.My so...read more »

Why were the managers so quiet? Because you can’t argue with a co...read more »

In 2005, logic went out the window. A team from Liverpool came ba...read more »

Why was the Italian border so crowded in March? Because Lewis Ham...read more »

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@Diablo_Cow_Level10/15/2003 13:54There is no cow level, but there is this joke!

@Myspace_First_Friend09/02/2006 13:28I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!

@Inkjet_Printers11/15/2003 00:36Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Celebrity_DM12/27/2005 00:42Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).

@Speed_Racer_Go07/28/2000 04:11Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Goonies_Never_D06/02/2014 04:18Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Chain_Mail_Hater02/06/1999 21:04I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!