“They’re coming for me again!” “It’s the telemarketers, Liam. Just don’t answer the phone.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Mid-life Crisis
"I bought a digital racing rig!" "For $5,000?" "I need to feel t...read more »
2025 Classic: The New Year's 2026 Resolution
"My resolution is to actually play GTA VI... and maybe learn the...read more »
The Romantic Getaway
A weekend for two that felt like a comedy of errors.We went to a ...read more »
The Neighbor’s Grass
When the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.M...read more »
The Doctor Mom
Treating every injury with a kiss and a damp paper towel.I could ...read more »
The Marriage Secret
A veteran husband shares his golden rule for happiness.The secret...read more »
Q: What did the fish say...
Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
A: Dam!read more »
Q: Why is it so cheap...
Q: Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house?
A: Be...read more »
Q: What do you call bees...
Q: What do you call bees that produce milk instead of honey?
A: ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch 'Em All & Reality Check” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between the internet and reality finally di...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI Trailer 2
"Lucia is so cool!" "If you spent as much time helping me as you...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Nintendo Switch 2 Rumors
"The new console is coming! It’s backwards compatible!" "Great. ...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman” Edition
In 2003, adult humor shifted toward the "Bling" era. If you weren...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2008 “Superhero Peak & Economic Leak” Edition
In 2008, adult humor was a survival mechanism. If you weren't jok...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!