2006 Legacy: The Anxiety

“I’m worried about the economy.” “Don’t be. By the time you pay this bill, you won’t have any money left to worry about.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

"I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They're so 'Vintage'."Part of ...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »

@AskJeeves_Fan06/18/2005 17:52Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz12/24/2000 08:20The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@XFiles_Spooky_M11/06/2004 07:45Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Futurama_Bender05/07/2011 07:04Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Magic_SchoolBus03/16/2006 14:41Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!