Why was May 1998 so tense? Because both countries decided to test their nukes, proving that “neighborly competition” in South Asia is a bit more intense than a lawn-mowing rivalry.
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Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
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A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
M’lady... this joke is superb.