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2005 Vintage: The Sky High Premise

 A high school for superheroes. It’s like Mean Girls, but with more flying and less pink.

Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2005 Digital Explosion archive. Historically Verified

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@Oregon_Trail_Survivor05/27/2008 01:45You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@Hanson_Fan_9702/29/2008 21:59Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@Bluetooth_Bot06/16/1997 12:29Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@Rewritable_CD03/28/1999 02:36I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Tyler_Durden_Real03/24/2003 21:18Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@Rugrats_Tommy03/18/2008 23:23A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Dale_Doback_Fan03/25/2013 03:18Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Charlie_Bit_Me05/18/2013 18:44Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
@Rick_Roller_0706/16/2012 21:48Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@Mocking_Sponge04/02/1999 02:25mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

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