2005 Vintage: The Monitor Polish Incident
Spraying a thick layer of lemon-scented furniture wax directly onto the plastic frame of a brand-new desktop computer screen to make it match the oak… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Monitor Polish Incident
2005 Classic: The Bluetooth
She got a Bluetooth headset. Now she looks like she’s arguing with the air, which honestly isn’t that much different from usual. Part of the… Read More »2005 Classic: The Bluetooth
2004 Vintage: The Arsenal “Invincibles”
Why was the Premier League trophy gold? Because Arsenal went an entire 38-game season without losing a single match, making every other team wonder if… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Arsenal “Invincibles”
2004 Classic: The “Seabiscuit” Snub
Why didn’t the horse win anything? Because in 2004, the Academy preferred wizards over jockeys. Part of the 40 Oscars Jokes: The 2004 “Return of… Read More »2004 Classic: The “Seabiscuit” Snub
2004 Archive: The Kyoto Protocol (Russia joins)
Why did Bush stay out? Because he didn’t want to sign anything that made “Texas Summer” sound like a bad thing. Part of the 38… Read More »2004 Archive: The Kyoto Protocol (Russia joins)
2003 Classic: The Bruce Almighty Power
If I were God for a day, the first thing I’d do is make the internet load instantly and fix the “Blue Screen of Death.”… Read More »2003 Classic: The Bruce Almighty Power
2003 Legacy: The New Year
She’s already making a list of “2004 Failures” for me. Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2003 Legacy: The New Year
2003 Classic: The Cleaning
She brought a magnifying glass to the dinner table to inspect the “integrity of the silverware.” Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2003 “Finding… Read More »2003 Classic: The Cleaning
2002 Archive: George Clooney (Solaris)
Why was he in space again? Because in 2002, George Clooney’s face was the only thing NASA felt was worth broadcasting to the entire galaxy.… Read More »2002 Archive: George Clooney (Solaris)
2002 Vintage: The Bluetooth Headset
A guy is talking to his ear. The bartender says, “If you’re talking to a ghost, fine. If it’s a phone, take it outside.” Part… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Bluetooth Headset