Why was the Premier League trophy gold? Because Arsenal went an entire 38-game season without losing a single match, making every other team wonder if the Gunners were playing on a higher difficulty setting.
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🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
Loading the training program... for comedy.
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
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Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!