2003 Classic: The Bruce Almighty Power

If I were God for a day, the first thing I’d do is make the internet load instantly and fix the “Blue Screen of Death.”

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Robert Eggers is bringing back the original vampire and I’m alre...read more »

CGI dragons that look so real I’m trying to feed my screen a fis...read more »

They’re finally in the MCU. They’re from the 60s, but they’re in...read more »

I’m taking a vacation to a place with no Wi-Fi. It’s the most ex...read more »

I just watched a two-hour blockbuster that was filmed entirely i...read more »

Post Malone is a country star now. He’s officially completed eve...read more »

My "Discover Weekly" is now so accurate it’s starting to suggest...read more »

They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears.Pa...read more »

My "Memory" feature just showed me a post from 2015 and I’ve nev...read more »

If it finally drops, 2025 will be the peak of animation history....read more »

Step into 2007 – the year of the "Jesus Phone" launch, the birth ...read more »

My AI just canceled a meeting I didn't want to go to, ordered my...read more »

Step into 2018 – the year of the Infinity War heartbreak, the glo...read more »

I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any...read more »

@Y2K_Ready01/05/1996 16:50If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@Cheers_Norm09/02/2003 18:46Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Pizza_Pizza_9912/30/2006 17:26Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Oracle_Says03/18/2008 05:54I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Butthead_Uhhh11/01/2009 15:42Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.

@Pwnage_King10/05/1995 21:48Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

@Jackie_Chan_Wut09/18/2010 22:24My mind is blown by how funny this is.