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1998 Legacy: The Windows 98 Upgrade

 Why did the blonde stay up all night during the Windows 98 install? She was waiting for the “98” different windows to open.

Part of the 48 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict04/18/2005 06:51LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@Emule_Donkey12/01/2003 17:36Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Malware_Hunter07/11/2005 05:18Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Marla_Singer_Fan10/13/2002 04:10A joke for the end of the world.
@Offspring_Guy05/27/2007 23:22The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Infoseek_Explorer09/29/1995 13:19Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

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