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2004 Archive: The Kyoto Protocol (Russia joins)

Why did Bush stay out? Because he didn’t want to sign anything that made “Texas Summer” sound like a bad thing.

Part of the 38 Presidential Jokes: The 2004 “Swift Boats & Purple Fingers” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Nice_Guy_Eddie07/02/2012 05:17Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@Nyan_Cat_Space02/22/2014 02:42Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
@Success_Kid_Win07/17/1998 12:50Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@First_World_P12/08/1998 09:07My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Best_Viewed_IE411/02/2010 11:50Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

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