2004 Classic: The “Seabiscuit” Snub

Why didn’t the horse win anything? Because in 2004, the Academy preferred wizards over jockeys.

🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Scream_Ghostface08/13/1996 02:21Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@C++_Dev_9812/04/1997 03:34I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Sixteen_Candles12/30/1999 14:11I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!

@Hamster_Dance_X12/27/2004 13:15Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!

@Second_Life_Avy04/02/2010 08:57In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

@Leet_Speaker_7708/17/2007 20:597h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!