2012 Archive: The Siri Goodbye
What did the lawyer say to Siri on Dec 21, 2012? “Siri, am I still billable in the afterlife?” Siri replied, “I’ve found three lawyers… Read More »2012 Archive: The Siri Goodbye
2012 Archive: The Kony 2012
A guy puts a poster on the bar wall. The bartender says, “I’m sure that will solve everything by next week.” Part of the 52… Read More »2012 Archive: The Kony 2012
2011 Archive: The Bill
“Why is there a ‘Voice Processing Fee’?” “Because I had to listen to you talk.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch… Read More »2011 Archive: The Bill
2011 Vintage: The Best Sound Editing
Why did Inception sweep the technicals? Because “Loud Noises” are the Academy’s favorite way to stay awake during the slow parts. Part of the 42… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Best Sound Editing
2010 Classic: The “Old Spice” Man Ad
Why did politicians try to copy him? Because every candidate wanted to say: “Look at your politician, now back to me, now back at him—sadly,… Read More »2010 Classic: The “Old Spice” Man Ad
2010 Archive: The iPhone 4 “Flash”
Why was everyone blind? Because the first iPhone with a flash was like taking a picture with a lighthouse. Part of the 83 Office Groaners:… Read More »2010 Archive: The iPhone 4 “Flash”
2010 Vintage: The Netflix “Disc” Era
Why was the mailroom so busy? Because we were still getting DVDs in red envelopes while pretending that “Streaming” was the future. Part of the… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Netflix “Disc” Era
2009 Legacy: The Wii Fit (Part 2)
She uses the Wii Fit board as a bathroom scale. She says it’s the only thing that “speaks her language.” Part of the 64 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Wii Fit (Part 2)
2009 Legacy: The 2009 Final Grammy Vibe
Why was it legendary? Because it was the night the “Rock God” (Plant) and the “Bluegrass Queen” (Krauss) stole the show, M.I.A. almost had a… Read More »2009 Legacy: The 2009 Final Grammy Vibe
2008 Archive: The Fabric
I’m “weaving” a new story. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified