Why Blonde? For dialogue that sounded like it was written on a napkin during a particularly depressing therapy session.
Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2022 “Blonde, Morbius & Pinocchio’s Problems” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: Joker’s Bad Romance
Why did Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga win Worst Screen Combo? Be...read more »
36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2001 “Glitter, Green & Gorilla” Edition
In 2001, the 22nd Razzie Awards had an easy job. It was the year ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Borderlands Loot
Why was it a target? Because Eli Roth managed to take a vibrant,...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Movie 43, After Earth & Lone Ranger” Edition
In 2013, the 34th Razzie Awards hit a goldmine of bad taste. It w...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Screenplay
Why A Minecraft Movie? For a script that felt like it was genera...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2003 “Gigli, Bennifer & Cat in the Hat” Edition
In 2003, the 24th Razzie Awards didn't just find a winner; they f...read more »
2023 Archive: Ant-Man’s Tiny Mistake
Why did Quantumania break the MCU’s 16-year "no Razzie" streak? ...read more »
2025 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
Why Ana de Armas for Ballerina? For proving that even the John W...read more »
39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2002 “Swept Away, Pinocchio & Jedi Blues” Edition
In 2002, the 23rd Razzie Awards witnessed a rare cinematic alignm...read more »
2025 Classic: Minecraft’s Costume Design
Why was Jack Black nominated? For playing "Steve" by simply wear...read more »
😜 More from category: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: Worst Actor
Why Jack Black? For A Minecraft Movie, where his acting was as f...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Director
Why Francis Ford Coppola? For proving that if you’re a legend, y...read more »
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon, Godzilla & Gigli’s Ancestors” Edition
In 1998, the 19th Razzie Awards had a target-rich environment. It...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Razzie Redeemer – Pamela Anderson
Why did she win? For her critically acclaimed turn in The Last S...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
The future is laughing at us.
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
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